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thedailywhat: Ex-POTUS Pic of the Day: Not to be outdone on...

Thu, 24 May 2012 12:13:44 -0700

Ex-POTUS Pic of the Day: Not to be outdone on the cool POTUS front, Bill Clinton was spotted recently at a Monte Carlo casino posing for pictures with pr0n stars, including Brooklyn Lee (on the right), and Tasha Reign. Lee — who posted the pic on her Twitter account Wednesday — recently won an award for “Best Sex Scene” in Mission Asspossible. Reign’s film credits include Baby Got Boobs 8 and Farm Girls Gone Bad. The identity of the gal on the far left hasn’t been confirmed, but chances are…

[slyoyster]

Same old G. Can this guy move to Portland and run for mayor? Please?

Oh yeah and “Mission Asspossible”

theelectricbeef: Typography Tuesday Fuck Yo Bike Typography by...

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:15:39 -0700

theelectricbeef:

Typography Tuesday

Fuck Yo Bike

Typography by « St Francis Elevator Ride

WERD

Going

Mon, 14 May 2012 09:51:24 -0700

Going

Adam Yauch, you were a real mensch.

Fri, 04 May 2012 12:48:06 -0700

Adam Yauch, you were a real mensch.

siphotos: Mark Bryant accidentally steps on the face of John...

Thu, 03 May 2012 10:03:32 -0700

siphotos:

Mark Bryant accidentally steps on the face of John Stockton during a 1991 Blazers-Jazz playoff game. The Spurs have been stepping all over Utah in their first-round series, taking a 2-0 lead with a 113-83 victory on Wednesday. (John W. McDonough/SI)

DOLLINGER: Spurs depth too much for Jazz to handle
GALLERY: John Stockton’s Hall of Fame Career

Never would have happened if he had been wearing Avia.

nbatrailblazers: “I’ve had several nicknames, one of them being...

Wed, 02 May 2012 10:14:44 -0700

nbatrailblazers:

“I’ve had several nicknames, one of them being “Crazy Eyes” because of my eyes. Large pupils, they say. It’s just how I approach the games. I play with a lot of intensity, a lot of passion and I try to show that when I step on the court.” — Kurt Thomas

Kurt “Large Pupils” Thomas has a nice ring to it.

athleteobjects: CLYDE DREXLERAir Plane: Nicknamed Clyde ‘The...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 10:48:36 -0700

athleteobjects:

CLYDE DREXLER

Air Plane: Nicknamed Clyde ‘The Glide’.

#22: Clyde wore jersey number 22 in college and throughout his pro career.

H-Town Rocket: Drexler went to high school in Houston, college at Univ. of Houston and played for the Rockets. H-Town represent.

Dress Shoes: He was so smooth when dunking the basketball.

Black, Red & White: Although he won a title in Houston, he will always be a Blazer.

@jessehoradotcom

This has got to be one of the coolest pieces of Trail Blazers art ever.

doublescribble: Clyde in Coffee 10x7.5 coffee and ink Original...

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:48:20 -0700

doublescribble:

Clyde in Coffee 10x7.5 coffee and ink

Original available in our Big Cartel store FREE SHIPPING

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urhajos: Chris Piascik Learn it

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:58:47 -0700

urhajos:

Chris Piascik

Learn it

Too bad the best bridge in Portland is the bridge next-to-no-one...

Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:52:40 -0700

Too bad the best bridge in Portland is the bridge next-to-no-one ever sees.

lilbasedbook: Anthony Davis Thanking the BasedGod before the...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 11:30:16 -0700

lilbasedbook:

Anthony Davis Thanking the BasedGod before the NCAA Finals

#BAZEDGOD

“I said slag off!”#bazers

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 21:08:38 -0800

“I said slag off!”

#bazers

thedailywhat: Bizarre Blotter Item of the Day: A Florida man...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:56:41 -0800

thedailywhat:

Bizarre Blotter Item of the Day: A Florida man was arrested Monday for allegedly assaulting his mother over a can of salsa and taco sauce.

According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, 23-year-old Christopher Phillips became upset after his 55-year-old mother Rebecca used his salsa and taco sauce on her dinner without permission.

The police say Phillips screamed and yelled before putting his mother in a head lock and breaking her glasses. His live-in girlfriend, 27-year-old Lisa Tyre, later got involved as well, emerging from the room they share and slapping Rebecca in the face four times.

Both Phillips and Tyle were arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery. Phillips is still in jail; Tyre was cut loose.

[tsg.]

This seems like a completely appropriate response. For serious.

"I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around."

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 14:30:00 -0800

“I don’t hate people. I just feel better when they’re not around.”

- Charles Bukowski (via sirmitchell)

EXACTLY

Over the summer we compiled various instances of the Trail...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:25:00 -0800

Over the summer we compiled various instances of the Trail Blazers pinwheel logo showing up in movies and television shows for a story, which was never written. Since we’ve got them on file, we’ll post those to Tumblr every so often.

First up: the pinwheel was front and center on the first ever episode of “30 Rock.” As you can see, Grizz is proudly wearing old school Trail Blazers gear while engaging in conversation with Liz Lemon.

The @Jumpman23 “History of Flight” website is just...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 14:05:16 -0800

The @Jumpman23 “History of Flight” website is just too fresh. Check it out.

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether: RZA and Yoko Ono Pretty sure...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 11:40:05 -0800

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

RZA and Yoko Ono

Pretty sure the RZA thought he was going to be playing chess on yeyo, not with Yoko.

sportzill-ustrted: I was looking through some of my books and...

Mon, 27 Feb 2012 13:32:57 -0800

sportzill-ustrted:

I was looking through some of my books and found a great picture of Nate McMillan back in the mid-90s. He’s got some super swag: flat top, round glasses, and a sweet Asian inspired blazer. I wish Nate still dressed like this, maybe he doesn’t because it reminds him of his receding hairline. I think his wardrobe change embodies the current Blazers’ philosophy: Always forward, never back. To dress like that would be the ultimate betrayal of his persona, and Nate would succumb to the labyrinthine maze of nostalgia. The years and years of pent up emotion at losing so many good players throughout the campaign would just cause him to crack. Should he break out those circular shades, the Blazers would lose all direction as Nate loses his grip on reality. He’d ramble through practice about games that happened when everyone but Kurt Thomas was in middle school. Felton would be waived from the team and Nate would insist on starting point guard in the rotation. McMillan would open Pandora’s box upon Blazer nation, unleashing Hell on the hardwood. Or maybe he just figured out that he should probably have let his wife dress him all along.

Pretty sure Nate just got finished asking if G-Money was his brother’s keeper.

russbengtson: Of course Slick Rick was born on Valentine’s Day....

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:27:37 -0800

russbengtson:

Of course Slick Rick was born on Valentine’s Day. Happy birthday, MC Ricky D.

The Ruler! Rappers just don’t get deported like they used to.

nbatrailblazers: LaMarcus Aldridge after shootaround in New...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:24:17 -0800

nbatrailblazers:

LaMarcus Aldridge after shootaround in New Orleans. Oh, he had just been named to the Western Conference All-Star team as well.